Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
porn star boner night. come get it.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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