Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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