so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
