Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
