Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
