But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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