I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Sorry about my life...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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