ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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