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  • I'm doing this jerk-offs taxes. Next year, the IRS will audit the PISS out of him!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:39pm
  • Hahahaha what's in the relish jar? Posion. I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the skull and cross bones jar then? Oh that's mayo. Then what's in the mayo jar?! Shampoo. You mean I've been putting shampoo on my sandwhiches?! If you've been putting mayo on it then yeah, probably

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:33pm
  • Oh Sweet Dee and her vomiting noises.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:49pm
  • They're going to shower with those girls... Naked!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:53pm
  • No, I don't have any poison on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Glad it's still on demand! I love that episode... But maybe not as much as the one with the "D.E.N.N.I.S. System"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:20am
  • Always sunny makes my dick wet. I love that show!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:47am
  • flip flip flipadelphia flip flip flipadelphia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Hahahaha best show ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:22pm
  • ITS ALWAYS SUNNYYYYYYY!!! YESSSS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:24pm
  • those fucking little savages.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Im Dr. Mantis Tobogan, you have the AIDS Dennis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Jesus saves. And Nash gets the rebound and scores!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:32am
  • If I knew college would be like this, I would have studied the math and the Econ and stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Flip Flip Flip-adelphia!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:09pm
  • FLIP FLIP FLIPADELPHIA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:33pm
  • WHAT IF JESUS WAS ABORTED! Oh my goodness, I think about that all the time, Mac! hahahahah Always Sunny, BEST SHOW EVERRRR!!! <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:01am
  • This year we're gonna jam it right up their buttholes! Well,uhh,yeah. Me, dennis, and charlie will jam their buttholes. You're not going anywhere NEAR their buttholes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:30pm
  • "Oh no dude we poisoned the shit out of them, but they can't prove it."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:49am
  • ahhhhh this is awesome!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:44pm
  • WILD CARD BITCHES!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:06pm
  • Funniest episode ... besides kitten mittens!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:39pm
  • Not quite first there retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:33pm
  • "I don't have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar." "There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?" "Well that's mayonnaise. It's a decoy." "And the mayo?" "That's shampoo." "You're telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:40am
  • I thought You guys had faith in me... No never. we knew you would choke dee so we poisoned those bastards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:25pm
  • I like when girls throw up, it's sexy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:34pm
  • I'm watching you bitch! You're gonna die tonight!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:44am
  • oooo, snortski! thats some tasty shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:05pm
  • lets cut up a few rails buddy, i'm trying to blast off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:54pm
  • flip, flip, flip-adelphia!! ha great show

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:52pm
  • Flip flip flip a delphia!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:58pm
  • Nice! That's long term shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:40pm
  • why can't i put "awful" night? or for that matter, awesome night, depending on what you're into

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:26pm
  • god i love that show. christmas special pleaseeeeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:25pm
  • IDIOTS!!!!! DISRESPECTFUL SAVAGES!!!!! I'M A LEGEND! IDIOTS!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:20pm
  • 4:37.... Then where do you keep your relish?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Flip flip flipadelphia The fucking 215 is where it's at

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:21pm
  • you just drank poisoned beer, bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Are your cats making TOO MUCH NOISE?? Don't think you can do anything about it? You're sooooo stupid!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:49pm
  • Flip, Flip, Flip-adelphia!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:51pm
  • that's gross but i hit thumbs up for the sunny reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:13pm
  • Ignorant text. Ignorant person sending it in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:36pm
  • Ahahahahahaha flip flip flipadelphia flip flip flipadelphia. Loooove.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:30pm
  • You're telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 9:21am
  • Always Sunny. Fucking right man hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:34pm