He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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