Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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