I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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