he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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