what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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