Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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