I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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