from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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