i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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