Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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