Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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