I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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