oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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