if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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