Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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