You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It's Friday. Sex?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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