is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia