Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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