Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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