some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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