we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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