what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
he fucked my hip out of place.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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