Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two words...techno handjob
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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