talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
