At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
