So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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