its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Randomize
