I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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