She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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