isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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