that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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The cock whisperer...
"I'm a penitarian and you're my next course"
Gobble gobble slurp slurp??? Or I like to take face shots??? Either one would be ok
"You're bigger than the last one" ...??
two sheets to the sexual wind?
... and the penis was talking back! Wasn't that a party!