that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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The cock whisperer...
"I'm a penitarian and you're my next course"
"You're bigger than the last one" ...??
Gobble gobble slurp slurp??? Or I like to take face shots??? Either one would be ok
two sheets to the sexual wind?
... and the penis was talking back! Wasn't that a party!