so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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