I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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