Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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