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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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