Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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