are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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