he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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