I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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