got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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