I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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