are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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