i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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