Sponge bath it is.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
