I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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